Freaky Clouds Do Not Look Like Boobs

No offense (but really, yes offense) to Mr. Jerry Stone, who wrote that these clouds look like boobs ("Clouds That Look Like...Boobs"): have you even seen boobs before?

I mean, the above picture looks more like a party of ball sacks in the sky. At most, I'd say they were lumpy butts, if you really wanted to make a sexual analogy.

And if you think the below looks like boobs, then you probably just really want to see them.

NOT BOOBS