14 Foods That Haven't Yet Been Invented

From the Village Voice:

The most exciting, and most likely to be invented soon:

#11. Bagel French toast - Bagels are so dense and thickly crusted, they don't make their way into French toast. Besides, they're breakfast already. But why not break out of the box by slicing them thinly, soaking them forever in egg wash, and making them into French toast? Now you're thinking like a foodie!

We already found thinly-sliced bagels at our local Ralph's, so this is half-way invented already! Seems easy enough.

Everything else on the list...I think I'll pass. Except for the pocket watermelon. That sounds pretty cool. Though, honestly people, just chop the damn watermelon into squares yourself.