Woman Claims Pregnancy Was Caused By 3D Porn

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

So let's state the obvious first. This lady obviously cheated on her husband.

And her poor, heartbroken husband decided to (needed to!) believe her incredible alibi. I mean, his own wife? A nice white lady? Sleep with a black guy? No way, Jose! Even though the black actor in the movie turned her on enough that she went and saw a freakin' 3D porno with his shlong in it. First time seeing a porno, huh? That's like me saying I've never been on a farm, and then going to visit one for the first time and milking every cow like a pro.

Also, from my experience watching porn, the guy usually has a happy ending all over his partner's happy face. And even in *magical* and potent 3D land, that's not how fertilization works. You see, there are holes in her story if you just look hard enough, eh guys?

What amazes me the most, aside from her choice of cover story, is that she let this get out to the media. I don't know how far in denial she is if she's willing to convince other people that she's serious about this whole "technology implanted a baby into me" thing.

I secretly hope she pursues this case and asks the actor for a DNA sample. It's the logical thing to do.

P.S. I wish I hadn't looked up "3D Porn" on Google Images just now.

P.P.S. Are there porno movies playing in 3D right now? Do those exist??