Pete Campbell's Bitch Face

http://petecampbellsbitchface.tumblr.com/

It's exactly what it sounds like, Mad Men fans. A website that collects screen caps of the biggest prick in the office doing his best stink eye.

Deep Fried Beer

It comes in the form of ravioli, and yes - you can get drunk from eating it.

Shockingly, this food was invented in Texas. (Go big or go home. Or the doctor, immediately)

Source (Via Lemondrop)

Fairy Tale Homes (Literally)

This website has over forty examples of fairy tale homes all over the world. Including, below: Park Guell in Barcelona, Hansel and Gretel's house, and two unidentified ones.




I want to go to there.

I'm Back...

While not technically back from vacation, I couldn't help but post this video before I got home. I - admittedly - watched in on mute so that my 10 year old nephew wouldn't ask any questions, but the last minute speaks for itself. A shirtless man holding up maxi pads. Which is just about the least sexy thing I've ever seen.

Buying maxi pads or tampons at the store for your girlfriend? Awesome. Helping her pick them out? NO.

Okay, so yeah, he's a total wackadoo, this guy. But I kind of like him - he's very enthusiastic, and I really want to believe everything he says. Plus, his brand of imagination isn't political and doesn't contribute to the ignorance and intolerance of our country.
So carry on, weird-man-with-a-possible-elf-fetish. Carry on.

Vintage Books For Boys

Click to enlarge the recipe, but the title should tell you everything you need to know: "Raw Carrot Sticks." And the "recipe" involves freezing them. I'm surprised the authors took the huge leap of putting the boy on the cover of the book frying eggs. I mean, that looks way too hard.

Guy above in front of the computer? He's playing solitaire.

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Thanks, Guys!

From aolnews.com: "This is much more than wanting women to go topless," he insisted to AOL News. "It's about equal rights. Why is it OK for men to be topless but not women?

Okay, so maybe there's an agenda behind this dude supporting the cause, but I'm also a pretty cynical gal, and hell, this is a pretty good cause, so power to him and his female counterparts for trying to make this happen!

Because, dudes, sometimes it gets hot, and it's not fair that you assholes get to go shirtless despite having the same nipples we do.

As my dearest says: nipples are not a crime!

Jesus From The Block

Don't be fooled by the halo that he's got. He's still, he's still Jesus from the block.




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No, You Don't Have a Road-Version of Dyslexia

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You Were Subconsciously Prepped For Perversity From a Young Age...

...by all the sexual innuendos inserted in cartoons for the benefit of your bored parents.

Or maybe the artists behind "Hey! Arnold" were really bitter about a failed pornography career.

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One Step Up From Hungry Man Frozen Dinners

Beer. It's what's for dinner. Oh, and a slab of meat. Grunts and ball scratching not included.

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Iron Maiden: Bad Asses...or High Functioning Alcoholics?

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Color Photos From the 40s

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Nerdy I Love You

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Yes, Please

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Can We Date?

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You Kids Aren't The Only Ones Having Fun

True Blood (Previous Episode Spoiler)

I caught up on Sunday's True Blood yesterday, and witnessed the greatest episode conclusion in the history of episodes.

Where Do I Go See This Thing?

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This Is How I Feel

Desperate Pandora Employees Scrambling To Find Song Area Man Likes

From The Onion, of course.

When All Else Fails, At Least You Are More Sane Than This Person

And that, ladies and gents, is how you co-habitate with a body pillow.

Sexy Silver Foxes

'Nuff said.

Healthy Curiosity (As Opposed to Your Creepy Facebook Stalking)

This website offers up 80 different sets of bag content that people carry with them. It's kind of exhilarating looking into the little private spheres of their lives.
This dude has a lot of pills, which is fine, but also might explain that unsettling smile. Also - he must get a lot of tail, judging by the overnight items he carries with him.
This dude clearly has to entertain himself a lot, what with the not one, but two oddly shaped Rubic's cubes.And this lady kind of invites us to judge a book by its cover with the gun, the knife, the cigarettes, and the kinky lighter. But is it all for show? I see a kitty on her keychain!

Swing The Dog

Everyone Loves Peanut Butter

The Frontier of 3D Porn

So, as you might remember from this story about a lady who claimed to be impregnated from a 3D movie, there was a possibility (though she *might* have been making it all up) that 3D pornos already existed. But apparently there is a race to the finish (or "money shot" - however you want to put it) to put the first one of its kind out. Of the three mentioned: an Italian director making a porno spoof of Caligula. Of course.

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How the Food Pyramid Came to Be

And you thought it had something to do with nutrition, or greedy wheat companies.

Your real but fake source.

How to Participate in an Interview

Rule #1: Cut the bullshit

For the Annoying Person in Your Life

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

NBC Line-Up

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Also, coming to NBC Fall: "Dancing With Your Mom"

Composer Writes Back-Up Concerto For Cat

I just love this idea so much.

Pac Man Cupcakes

To eat, or to play? It's a tough one.

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More Educational Faux-Pas

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Your New Porn Name

From these two awesome people's Q&A:

Finally, I love that you guys came up with a new porno-name generator—no more first pet’s name + the street you grew up on; you go with favorite beverage + biggest insecurity = porn name. Mine’s Pinot Grigio Gingivitis, what are yours?

Kristen: Chardonnay Mathematics.

Rich: Single Malt Bald Spot.

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Yes

Because Betsey Johnson doesn't do "subdued":

Here is one of eight hotel rooms that Ms. Johnson designed.

Grad School: It's Just Like High School!

You know you go to a really quality institution when its name is literally what it is. I bet these guys recruit heavily from College College and University of University.

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Lego-pocalypse

In case you are the kind of parent that wants to raise your children on 10 o'clock news and Rupert Murdoch fear, there's a Lego sculpture for you!

Okay, so this doesn't file under "good news" but it's not actually being sold to children, so it could technically qualify as funny.

When Doctors Take LSD

Because childbirth isn't terrifying enough, here's a diagram of an "Apparatus for Facilitating the Birth of a Child by Centrifugal Force." That's right - for spinning the poor lady around until her baby flies out. Am I missing something, or did someone forget that this baby is attached by an umbilical cord??
Don't worry, it's from 1965, so it probably won't see the light of day.

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Cats Are Not Dogs

And if you make the fatal mistake of thinking that they are, well: they have sharp parts.

How About Now? How About Now? How About Now?

Hey honey, notice anything different?

Awesome Couch, or a Creepy Fake Cat Carcass?

You decide.

Nerd Beats

Via Lemondrop, check out this beat-tastic keyboard online. Just try not to play it at work, with your speakers blasting.

This Is Your Big Kitty on Drugs

If You Leave Your Husband Unattended, We Will Give Him Espresso and a Puppy

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Sticking to the Good News Theme...

Equality prevails today.

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Frogger Adjusts To Real Life

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Male Prima Donna: Starring The Office Characters

This is funny whether you're an Office fan or not. But especially if you are.



I can see a Kelly spin-off in the works...

Kanye Captions the New Yorker Cartoons

Using his tweets.

It's a Cartoon Life

Just in case you ever wanted to go and help A-ha lead singer Morten Harket break out of the cartoon barriers of "Take on Me"... now you can, in Paper World:



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Crap At Your Parents' House

Crapatmyparentshouse.com showcases all the weird shit that your parents own that you used to think were normal when you were a kid.

Like this...dude...who appears to be holding pebbles as inspiration for what you are about to do.

Sex Toys Are Still Illegal in Two States, And...

...Apparently 48% of English men fall asleep during sex. And you thought your love life was boring.


[Via: Medical Coding]

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Staten Island Gurls

So maybe New Yorkers aren't as sunny as Californians, but their equivalent of valley girls are hell of a lot funnier.

Warning: Addictive Game Ahead

Click here to play around with the four basic elements, and create everything from humans to airplanes...if you get that far. There are 115 elements to create!

Hint: You can create things like vampires, too. Click on the light bulb icon for help.

Twilight Underpants

So that girls can finally fulfill their dreams of creaming all over Edward Cullen.

Sorry, no pictures. I think that is for the best.

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Ninja Bear

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Winnie the Pooh as Imagined by a Shrink

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Guy Plays With Street Art

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