Top five things that [Redacted] Guy from Lemondrop likes in his porn but not in his bedroom. Hilarious stuff.My favorite excerpt:
"And, yes, some of us love it in porn when the woman sort of berates the dude and belittles him. ("That all you got?" Ha ha, you tell him, Lisa Ann!) But in real life, if a woman were to ask me if that's all I've got, I'd probably reply, "Why yes!" and then be all sad."
Mr. Guy also stresses that his testicles are not "oversized novelty dice," though strangely the phrase links to a jar of bears made from bellybutton lint.
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