Monday, June 28, 2010
When Idiocy Makes the Papers
This website is dedicated to funny newspaper clippings, kind of like Leno's "Headlines."
Needless to say, I approve of any official media source using the word "moron" in a headline.
Needless to say, I approve of any official media source using the word "moron" in a headline.
Internet Sandwiches
Do not view under the influence of marijuana because chances are your stoner ass doesn't have a sandwich like this in the kitchen. Or even bread at home.
Suffering in Africa Traced Back to Bono
In case the last line is not clear enough: "Well, fuckin' stop doin' it then, ya evil bastard!"
Monday, June 21, 2010
Cool Beach Art
News flash: your little doodles suck compared to this guy's:
Although I bet you don't yell at people when they accidentally stumble upon your notebook. I wonder if he has severe OCD manifested in sand art.
Source
Although I bet you don't yell at people when they accidentally stumble upon your notebook. I wonder if he has severe OCD manifested in sand art.Source
Comic Sans, Personified
Why you're a pretentious bastard for turning your nose up at Comic Sans.
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Houses in the Middle of Paradise
Go to Golberz for more beautiful scenery. Too bad there isn't a real estate link.
And Now...A Pretty Picture
View from Mount Everest, circa 1963:
(You're going to want to click on the photo for amazing detail)
(You're going to want to click on the photo for amazing detail)
Police Raid Bar After Woman Mistaken For Justin Bieber
This is my favorite story of the week. No commentary required. Comedy within.
From the Herald Sun:
US POLICE raided a bar in Ocean City, Maryland, over the weekend after customers there confused a female drinker for Canadian teen heartthrob Justin Bieber.
From the Herald Sun:
US POLICE raided a bar in Ocean City, Maryland, over the weekend after customers there confused a female drinker for Canadian teen heartthrob Justin Bieber.
Regulars at the Mug and Mallet bar confirmed police entered the venue Saturday night, following reports that Bieber, 16, was drinking underage inside reported TMZ today.
Instead, they found a 27-year-old female Bieber lookalike, with the same petite frame and tousled short brown hairstyle as that of the pint-sized pop sensation.
The woman, known only as Katie, told TMZ she was mistaken for Bieber all the time - and was forced to produce her ID card to police to prove she was not him.
Bieber is due in Maryland this year but not until September, when he will perform at the state fair.
Last weekend, at the time of his apparent sighting, he was actually in The Bahamas on a photo shoot with U.S. socialite Kim Kardashian.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Men and Babies and Dogs and Books
Women love men doing sweet things.
Holding babies: http://hotmenwithbabies.tumblr.com/
Playing with their dogs: http://menandtheirdogs.tumblr.com/
Reading books: http://hotguysreadingbooks.tumblr.com/
--Note to Rocco: you're lucky I need your permission to post pictures of you.
Holding babies: http://hotmenwithbabies.tumblr.com/
Playing with their dogs: http://menandtheirdogs.tumblr.com/
Reading books: http://hotguysreadingbooks.tumblr.com/
--Note to Rocco: you're lucky I need your permission to post pictures of you.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Man Tries to Single-Handedly Capture Bin Laden
So the sad news for this guy is that he has failing kidneys, and he thought of this attempt as his last hurrah. But since this is a GOOD NEWS blog, I would like to point out that a random civilian dude from California armed himself with a dagger and a pistol and planted himself in Bumfuck, Pakistan to capture Osama bin Laden on his own. He didn't even have a canine sidekick. Just him and a pair of night-vision goggles.
He didn't make it to any significant caves because he was captured by Pakistani police, but he damn well tried his best.
And that is bad-ass.
Source
He didn't make it to any significant caves because he was captured by Pakistani police, but he damn well tried his best.
And that is bad-ass.
Source
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Who Is Settling In This Relationship?
Don't pretend like you don't do it: a couple walks down the street, and one of the pair maybe looks a little unfortunate looking, and you think to yourself... Huh. I wonder what the other person is getting out of this.
It's horrible! It's snobby! But they have a website to placate this inner bad person! Enjoy:
http://www.whoissettling.com/
It's horrible! It's snobby! But they have a website to placate this inner bad person! Enjoy:
http://www.whoissettling.com/
How To Dump Your Girlfriend...
...if you're twelve.
The internet has christened this the "best" break-up letter, but if Mr. ZF is out of his teenage years, I have to say maybe Janet is better off without her emotionally stunted ex. Because either this drawing symbolizes nothing...or worse, it symbolizes some sort of earning to be free on a drooly giraffe.
The internet has christened this the "best" break-up letter, but if Mr. ZF is out of his teenage years, I have to say maybe Janet is better off without her emotionally stunted ex. Because either this drawing symbolizes nothing...or worse, it symbolizes some sort of earning to be free on a drooly giraffe.
Weird and Scary Airports of the World
The UK Telegraph put together a list of the weirdest (in Denver's case: creepiest) airports in the world.
For what it's worth, I think Gibraltar should take the cake for Ballsiest Design, seeing as how they didn't even bother to make room for an airport separate from everyday traffic. Imagine if a major Los Angeles highway had to be closed every time a plane landed! Just imagine that.
Click here for more.
For what it's worth, I think Gibraltar should take the cake for Ballsiest Design, seeing as how they didn't even bother to make room for an airport separate from everyday traffic. Imagine if a major Los Angeles highway had to be closed every time a plane landed! Just imagine that.Click here for more.
13 Ways Cats Use Bags
Click here for the other 12 uses, all pretty much involving cats sitting in bags. I think the list is missing a vital number 14: cat licking bag. My cat used to go nuts for plastic bags left in the kitchen. He'd lick them from one end of the apartment to the other.
Vitamin deficiency? Or a sort of innate joy for a product that doesn't exist in the wild?Glasses Vs. No Glasses
Pair this with beer goggles, and you can fool anyone!
But take note! Rapist glasses? Whole 'nother story:
But take note! Rapist glasses? Whole 'nother story:
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Jupiter Loses a Stripe
First they tell me Pluto is no longer a planet (what's a Scorpio to do?) and now Jupiter, another constant in our lives has lost a stripe! Technically, clouds are covering the brown lines, but still. If you can't rely on objects that take billions of years to transform, what can you rely on?!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Does Your Bus Stop Have a Sofa?
Can you imagine living in a place where a public bus stop has a sofa, a television set, books, and a plethora of other comfort items, without the danger of any of it being stolen?
Well, there's a very real place in the Scottish Shetlands that has all that. And it gets made-over and even painted-over by the locals on a regular basis!
Yes, that is a microwave.
Growing up in a place where you probably wouldn't even leave your window open at night without bars on the outside, this seems like utopia.
Well, there's a very real place in the Scottish Shetlands that has all that. And it gets made-over and even painted-over by the locals on a regular basis!
Yes, that is a microwave.
Growing up in a place where you probably wouldn't even leave your window open at night without bars on the outside, this seems like utopia.
Talent That Will Make You Jealous
Paul Lung, an artist from Hong Kong sketches these in pencil. As in, what you are looking at are not photographs.
Click here for more.
Click here for more.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
So Many Jokes...Brain Gone Haywire
In addition to having the best website name I've ever heard of, Regretsy (as in, horrible stuff from etsy.com) also has awesome content.
Like the below monstrosity, which is what I imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt's vagina looks like post-break up.
It's on a freakin' bicycle, so I hope it comes with a pamphlet full of puns that you can throw at strangers before they throw them at you.
Like the below monstrosity, which is what I imagine Jennifer Love Hewitt's vagina looks like post-break up.
It's on a freakin' bicycle, so I hope it comes with a pamphlet full of puns that you can throw at strangers before they throw them at you.
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